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Here's another version of this that I heard.
A radio station decided to hold this limerick contest for who could come up with the dirtiest limerick and they were going to have the winner read the limerick out loud. Finally, they got the winner of this filthy limerick. Turns out it was this nun in Ireland who had written the limerick. So, they went out to Ireland to find her at her convent. They said, "You've won the contest... You're going to have to read it out loud."
She said, "Oh, no...I couldn't possibly read it!"
They're, like, "Well, we really need you to."
She says, "Oh, no! I couldn't!"
They say, "Why don't you just omit the dirty parts and read the clean parts?"
She says, "OK. That I can do!"
So, she gets up there... "D-dee D-dee D-dee. D-dee D-dee D-dee. D-dee D-dee. D-dee. D-dee... and then they fucked in a river of shit!"
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