Cervantes

Every year there was a contest for the dirtiest limerick, and every year John had won. After a while, he just stopped attending the party where the winner was announced and just waited for the phone call letting him know of his success. One year, it was past the time when the announcement was usually made and he had heard nothing, so he called the judge. He was told that this year, Jim had even a dirtier limerick than he had. So John decided he had to hear this limerick and called Jim. Jim said he couldn't repeat his limerick over the phone because it was so obscene. John said "Listen I'm familiar with these things. Just say 'da-da' for the words that are too obscene. I'll be able to figure it out." Jim told him that there were lots of obscene words, and it might be difficult, but John assured him that it would be okay. So Jim read him the limerick:


Da-da da-da da-da,
Da-da da-da da-da,
Da-da da-da,
Da-da da-da,
Da-da da-da mother-fucker.

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