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Old 06-05-2003, 10:32 PM   #81 (permalink)
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great, chocked on my coke i was laughing so hard.
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Old 06-06-2003, 06:50 PM   #82 (permalink)
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roflmao. i cant believe that there are still people cybering
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Old 06-06-2003, 07:06 PM   #83 (permalink)
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cool thats funny
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Old 06-06-2003, 08:22 PM   #84 (permalink)
 
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loooser! funny as hell! i can see it happening!
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:37 PM   #85 (permalink)
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omg stop stop your killing me.. i just spit tea all over my monitor... omg this is cool.. sigh... *laughs some more*

thanks for sharing
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Old 06-06-2003, 10:25 PM   #86 (permalink)
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ok i vote MVP award.. lol Most Valued Post for this thread.. funny as hell.
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Old 06-07-2003, 01:33 AM   #87 (permalink)
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OMG...that is terrible...lol...

Reminds me of in hs when I would cyber with guys while at slumber parties...little did those guys know I have five giggling girls looking over my shoulder...
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Old 06-07-2003, 02:07 AM   #88 (permalink)
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hehe, that last one about the guy pissing in the hamper, i read that a long time ago. so funny. the wizard hat one though. reminds me about this story that some of my friends were in the park and they saw some of those role playing people in the park, from this apparently huge rpg group called AMCOR or something, and, they knew it was mean, but they feigned interest, starting asking questions and the guys went off for like an hour, explaining the whole thing.
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Old 06-07-2003, 08:50 AM   #89 (permalink)
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lol the poor girl just lookin for a little cyber action
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Old 06-07-2003, 11:51 AM   #90 (permalink)
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If I could give it 6 stars, I would. My god, I laughed so hard, I feel like I did 100 sit ups.
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Old 06-07-2003, 01:26 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Crazy hilarious

The Darker Fire Within
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Old 06-07-2003, 08:24 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Freakin' halarious! These are gold!
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Old 06-08-2003, 01:41 AM   #93 (permalink)
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Okay, that last one with Wellhung and Sweetheart was definitely fake, but I believe the other ones for some reason. Either way, they all cracked me up.
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Old 06-08-2003, 10:08 AM   #94 (permalink)
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lol....that was better than the last one. i need to do one of these one day.
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Old 06-08-2003, 01:43 PM   #95 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 06-29-2003, 09:59 PM   #96 (permalink)
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HARRRRRR

I'll be laughing for days!!
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Old 06-29-2003, 10:42 PM   #97 (permalink)
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My stomach hurts so much. There has to be someone I can sue for making me laugh so hard.
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Old 06-30-2003, 01:22 AM   #98 (permalink)
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I cant remember the last time a post made me laugh this hard. Damn that stuff is funny I give the originality award to the wizard hat and robe.
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Old 06-30-2003, 02:41 AM   #99 (permalink)
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ARr!!

Dammit, I'm going to have to get me a robe and wizard hat now!!
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:50 AM   #100 (permalink)
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Does anyone else hear Strongbad's voice in the part of Bloodninja?

LOL!! Very funny stuff
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Old 07-01-2003, 01:56 PM   #101 (permalink)
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absolute class. thanks. i almost pissed myself reading that.
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:31 PM   #102 (permalink)
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haha thanks for the other too, they're all great
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:08 PM   #103 (permalink)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-03-2003, 01:25 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Quite possibly the funniest stuff I have read on TFP. I think a couple of my friends and I might now have a new hobby.
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Old 07-04-2003, 06:50 AM   #105 (permalink)
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funniest thing I've ever read on the net...and I read alot!
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Old 07-04-2003, 11:46 AM   #106 (permalink)
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That is the best topic Ive ever seen.
There aint nothing more serious than a rhinocerous charging your ass line made me spit out my drink. Thanks for the great post.
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:52 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Mwa ha ha ha ha! these are some great ones. Remember my friend talking about some of these...
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Old 07-06-2003, 08:12 PM   #108 (permalink)
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that's the funniest damn thing i've ever heard
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Old 07-07-2003, 10:36 AM   #109 (permalink)
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lol, twas very good.

was all that stuff from albino blacksheep?
thats where i have seen it before. Theres some other little goodies there aswell.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/
and thats juts the text section
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Old 07-07-2003, 10:53 AM   #110 (permalink)
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That nearly made me piss my pants! Oh my God. Those were good!
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Old 07-07-2003, 11:12 AM   #111 (permalink)
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that shit is hilarious had me on the floor whew boy
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Old 07-07-2003, 02:19 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Not sure if i have some not posted here, but i do have a small 'collection' :
http://www.moentrix.info/cybersex.txt
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:04 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Thanks, I needed a laugh.
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:55 PM   #114 (permalink)
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I can't stop laughing. That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Good work!
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Old 07-07-2003, 10:25 PM   #115 (permalink)
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DAmn, that;s some funny shit!
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Old 07-08-2003, 01:26 AM   #116 (permalink)
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bwaaahahha good thread
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Old 07-09-2003, 03:35 PM   #117 (permalink)
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hahah! Man, i haven't laughed out loud like that in a while.
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Old 07-10-2003, 01:13 PM   #118 (permalink)
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lmao hilarious
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Old 07-10-2003, 10:55 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Hahah OMG thats soo funny
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Old 07-11-2003, 02:59 PM   #120 (permalink)
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Ho man! That was absolutley hilarious! If you got more plz plz pretty plz post them.. Thanx for the great joke!
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