04-28-2004, 02:53 PM | #162 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: Pa, USA
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05-08-2004, 05:13 AM | #165 (permalink) | |
Insane
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07-21-2004, 11:17 PM | #166 (permalink) |
Here to Help My Fellow TFP'er
Location: All over the Net....(ok Wisconsin)
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OMG!!! OMG.......that is the funniest shit I have heard in a long time......I woke my kids up from laughing so loud. Thanks....I needed that!
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07-23-2004, 04:32 PM | #171 (permalink) |
Jarhead
Location: Colorado
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bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. That made me real hard for a couple minutes.
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07-28-2004, 08:53 PM | #174 (permalink) |
lascivious
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Here is another that I found.
Bigbenny02: hi, a/s/l? kwazyfwies: hiya 18/f/usa u? Bigbenny02: wow, 18/m/usa Bigbenny02: want to cyber? kwazyfwies: yes kwazyfwies: you start ok? Bigbenny02: ok then Bigbenny02: I slowly advanced towards you, my breathing quickens kwazyfwies: I'm laying on my bed with just my blouse and nikers on Bigbenny02: I growl like a sexualy frustrated beast! kwazyfwies: lol, I ask you to come closer Bigbenny02: I run across the room and jump on top of you... kwazyfwies: easy big boy Bigbenny02: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly kwazyfwies: mmmm thats nice Bigbenny02: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound kwazyfwies: wtf? Bigbenny02: Surprise! muhahahahahaha, i'm a vampire, and i vant to suck your blood! kwazyfwies: forget it physco Bigbenny02: don't you like it like that babyface? kwazyfwies: no Bigbenny02: i was only joking! sorry, let me try again kwazyfwies: ok Bigbenny02: I gently caress your tender bottem. kwazyfwies: I moan softly Bigbenny02: All of a suden I scream loudly, pull apart your arse cheeks, burry my face in the dingle berry encrusted hair mass, and inhale deeply through my nose kwazyfwies: you sick fuck Bigbenny02: you smell bad baby, do you wash? kwazyfwies: bye looser. Bigbenny02: sorry, its my bad sense of humor, Most people i say it to find it funny? kwazyfwies: ...i don't Bigbenny02: I turn you over, and pull out my purple headed warrior kwazyfwies: its not very big Bigbenny02: you won't be saying that when it infiltrates your poop tube and rips apart your colon!!! Bigbenny02: I thrust my pocket rocket at you, and begin humping your leg like a powerful german shepard! kwazyfwies: don't talk to me ever again Bigbenny02: I move my hands down to your black triangle of love, somehow managing to wade through the jungle of pubic hair, i find a pink patch... Bigbenny02: omg. hidden in the hair is a small penis! kwazyfwies: i'm reporting you... Bigbenny02: I squeel like a freshly wounded pig at the sight of it. Bigbenny02: "so thats your dark secret!" i scream, "you sick twisted bitch!" Bigbenny02: u run away, into the night, crying, the cold wind whipps your naked flesh, i chase after you Bigbenny02: i drop kick you, and rip off your left leg leaving a small bloody stump. "you aint pretty no more!!!" kwazyfwies: blocked. looza Bigbenny02: bye sweet stuff [update] Another one. J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet. Partner8: Who the fuck are you? J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion: J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me. J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever. Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me? J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh. Partner8: Is that like cancer? J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy. Partner8: Good one romeo. J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku. The salmon swim at night. Towards your room. The snow and the moon. Partner8: that was never a haiku. J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness. Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku" J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then? Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent. J-Dogg: ... Partner8: ? J-Dogg: I'm spent. Last edited by Mantus; 07-30-2004 at 01:36 PM.. |
08-01-2004, 08:28 PM | #175 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Fortress of Solitude
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hahah Thats hilarious.
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08-02-2004, 11:55 AM | #177 (permalink) |
lascivious
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Jdogg:Hey QT-Pie:Hey Jdogg:whats goin on QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you? Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber? QT-Pie:what does that mean? Jdogg:what are you wearing? QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans. Jdogg:Garter belt? QT-Pie:Ummm...no. Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not? QT-Pie: uh, okay. Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this. Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here. QT-Pie: WHAT?! Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan. Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg. Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play. QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go. Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back. QT-Pie: A stripe? Jdogg: I need a sandwich. QT-Pie: You're a freak. Jdogg: I was great. You loved it. |
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