forgotten_dream

Disclaimer: Horrible joke, I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but it was too funny not to post here.


What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
One says "Hey you, get off of my cloud!" and the other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

MooseMan3000

Oof.

Clever, but oof. Hurts in the gut.

small one

Now come on!

Jackebear

Hahaha

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Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

zaiaz

Arrgghhh. I hate when that happens. Nice joke.

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Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...