Scotsman Vs Rolling Stone - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

forgotten_dream · 05-13-2004, 11:49 PM

Disclaimer: Horrible joke, I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but it was too funny not to post here.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
One says "Hey you, get off of my cloud!" and the other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

MooseMan3000 · 05-14-2004, 07:00 AM

Oof.

Clever, but oof. Hurts in the gut.

small one · 05-16-2004, 09:26 AM

Now come on!

Jackebear · 05-16-2004, 11:43 PM

Hahaha

zaiaz · 05-17-2004, 06:16 AM

Arrgghhh. I hate when that happens. Nice joke.

05-13-2004, 11:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Scotsman Vs Rolling Stone Disclaimer: Horrible joke, I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but it was too funny not to post here. What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? One says "Hey you, get off of my cloud!" and the other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!" __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-16-2004, 11:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	Hahaha __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

05-17-2004, 06:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Arrgghhh. I hate when that happens. Nice joke. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-14-2004, 07:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
MooseMan3000 wouldn't mind being a ninja. Location: Maine, the Other White State.	Oof. Clever, but oof. Hurts in the gut.

05-16-2004, 09:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Now come on!