forgotten_dream

Disclaimer: Horrible joke, I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but it was too funny not to post here.


What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
One says "Hey you, get off of my cloud!" and the other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."