Scotsman Vs Rolling Stone
 

Disclaimer: Horrible joke, I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but it was too funny not to post here. :rolleyes:


What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
One says "Hey you, get off of my cloud!" and the other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Oof.

Clever, but oof. Hurts in the gut.

Now come on!

:lol:

Hahaha

Arrgghhh. I hate when that happens. Nice joke.