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Old 05-09-2004, 12:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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why rednecks could not be paramedics

>
> > > Why Rednecks could not be paramedics
> > >
> > > A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of
them
> > >suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
> > >breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
> > >
> > > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps
to
> > >the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?
> > >
> > > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,"Just take it easy
and
> > >follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead.
> > >
> > > "There is a silence ... and then a shot is heard.
> > >
> > > The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

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Old 05-09-2004, 12:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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*laughing my ass off*
stupid rednecks...I think this is the best red neck joke ever!
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Good one.
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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thats a good one
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Old 05-09-2004, 04:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Heh heh heh
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Old 05-10-2004, 03:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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It's a cracker. 5 stars.
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hehe
i remember that was voted the worlds funniest or something
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Nice one!
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Old 05-11-2004, 04:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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that's great!
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Old 05-11-2004, 05:52 AM   #10 (permalink)
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bravo
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Old 05-11-2004, 07:49 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Lol, that's hilarious
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Old 05-11-2004, 01:48 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2004, 02:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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HA! very enjoyable.
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Old 05-12-2004, 11:33 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Second funniest joke in the world if I'm not mistaken.

Nope! I am mistaken. Funniest joke in the world.
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Old 05-19-2004, 06:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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