This guy is a prick. Funny,but still a prick. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 05-15-2004, 08:46 PM

A young man walked into a jeweller's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said. The jeweller looked through his stock, and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.

"I don't think you understand... I want something very unique," the young man said. At that, the jeweller fetched his special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the young man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?"

"I'll pay by check but, of course, the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow. Then I'll pickup the ring on Monday," the young man suggested. The jeweller agreed.

Monday morning a very pissed off jeweller phoned the man. "You bastard - you lied! There's no money in that account!" "I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"

Jackebear · 05-15-2004, 10:35 PM

Haha

CSflim · 05-16-2004, 02:49 AM

Nice!

small one · 05-16-2004, 09:28 AM

Shall have to try that one

kurtisj · 05-17-2004, 07:24 AM

im definately using that plan in the future.

cameroncrazy822 · 05-18-2004, 05:25 AM

A prick? I think this guy is doing us all a service by helping to identify such a materialistic gold digger. He also taught her a valuable lesson that she will thank him for eventually. I think the gutter ho I just started dating needs to be taught the same lesson...

edmos1 · 05-18-2004, 02:16 PM

haha, that is awesome

NoSoup · 05-19-2004, 12:59 PM

Unfortunately, I think that this situation is more true more often than most of us would like to believe...

Seer666 · 05-19-2004, 05:50 PM

ROFL!!

05-15-2004, 08:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	This guy is a prick. Funny,but still a prick. A young man walked into a jeweller's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said. The jeweller looked through his stock, and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. "I don't think you understand... I want something very unique," the young man said. At that, the jeweller fetched his special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the young man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?" "I'll pay by check but, of course, the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow. Then I'll pickup the ring on Monday," the young man suggested. The jeweller agreed. Monday morning a very pissed off jeweller phoned the man. "You bastard - you lied! There's no money in that account!" "I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"

05-15-2004, 10:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	Haha __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

05-16-2004, 02:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Nice! __________________

05-17-2004, 07:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	im definately using that plan in the future. __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

05-19-2004, 05:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
Seer666 Oh dear God he breeded Location: Arizona	ROFL!! __________________ Bad spellers of the world untie!!! I am the one you warned me of I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.

05-16-2004, 09:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Shall have to try that one

05-18-2004, 05:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	A prick? I think this guy is doing us all a service by helping to identify such a materialistic gold digger. He also taught her a valuable lesson that she will thank him for eventually. I think the gutter ho I just started dating needs to be taught the same lesson...

05-18-2004, 02:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
edmos1 Daddy Location: Right next door to Hell	haha, that is awesome

05-19-2004, 12:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Unfortunately, I think that this situation is more true more often than most of us would like to believe...