bobby

>
> > > Why Rednecks could not be paramedics
> > >
> > > A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of
them
> > >suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
> > >breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
> > >
> > > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps
to
> > >the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?
> > >
> > > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,"Just take it easy
and
> > >follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead.
> > >
> > > "There is a silence ... and then a shot is heard.
> > >
> > > The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

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KellyC

*laughing my ass off*
stupid rednecks...I think this is the best red neck joke ever!

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

cchris

Good one.

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deportes

thats a good one

WarWagon

Heh heh heh

jwoody

It's a cracker. 5 stars.

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slimshaydee

hehe
i remember that was voted the worlds funniest or something

Gortexfogg

Nice one!

fizzledorf

that's great!

Destrox

bravo

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NoSoup

Lol, that's hilarious

Modo

<b><font color=FFFF00 face="comic sans ms">What happened ? LoL</font></b><br>
<b><font size=+2 color=FF0000 face="comic sans ms">Thanks!</font></b>

Bobaphat

HA! very enjoyable.

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CSflim

Second funniest joke in the world if I'm not mistaken.

Nope! I am mistaken. Funniest joke in the world.
http://www.laughlab.co.uk/winner.html

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Seer666

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Bad spellers of the world untie!!!

I am the one you warned me of

I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.