>
> > > Why Rednecks could not be paramedics
> > >
> > > A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of
them
> > >suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
> > >breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
> > >
> > > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps
to
> > >the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?
> > >
> > > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,"Just take it easy
and
> > >follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead.
> > >
> > > "There is a silence ... and then a shot is heard.
> > >
> > > The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
