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05-13-2004, 10:41 PM
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<Insert wise statement here>
Location: Hell if I know
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My dick is so big I give blue whales penis envy
My Dick is so big Cheney had to start going by Richard. My dick is so big when I cum the President declares a state of national emergency.
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05-14-2004, 12:17 AM
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Location: Canada
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hehe - awesome though - hahaha Uh let's see... My dick is so big... I trip over it in the shower Then there's the whole Mini-Me Tripod thing 
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05-14-2004, 07:08 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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My dick is so big, the expression "hung like a horse" has officially been changed to "hung like Sion".
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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05-14-2004, 08:54 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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My dick is so big, you NEED a map to get from one end to the other without getting hopelessly lost.
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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05-16-2004, 11:27 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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05-19-2004, 06:32 PM
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Oh dear God he breeded
Location: Arizona
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My dig is so big that saying my dick is big is like saying the earth is bigger then a bread box. True, but doesn't give you the whole perspective.
My dick is so big Mirosoft is sueing me for having a monopaly.
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Bad spellers of the world untie!!! I am the one you warned me of I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant. |
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05-22-2004, 09:13 PM
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My dick is so big I can use it as a crutch.
My dick is so big I use it as a chair My dick is so big your girlfriend uses it as a pillow. My dick is so big I need a team of ten people to jerk it off. My dick is so big it got a letter saying it may have already won one million dollars! My dick is so big I hang off it. |
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