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warrrreagl · 05-06-2003, 09:54 AM

A bar is nearly empty one night, and business is slow. Two drunks are sitting near each other, and one of them says to the other, "You look familiar. Are you from around here?"

The other drunk says, "Yeah, I grew up here. Went to Hoover High School."

The first drunk says, "Hey no shit? I went to Hoover high school, too. I graduated in 1978."

The second drunk says, "Holy crap, I graduated in 1978, too!"

The first drunk says, "Get out of town! I grew up on Fontaine Drive, what about you?"

The second drunk says, "Holy shit, me too!!!!"

Just then, the phone at the bar rings, and the bartender answers it, "Hello, boss, how are you? Me? No, we're dead tonight. Nobody in here but the drunk O'Malley twins."

SirLance · 05-06-2003, 07:02 PM

Good for a chuckle. I can't imagine being that drunk...

MikeyChalupa · 05-06-2003, 07:07 PM

A classic!

-Mikey

mirevolver · 05-06-2003, 09:33 PM

they have completly redefined the meaning of drunk

Darklight Adept · 05-06-2003, 09:49 PM

now that is damn drunk!

maximusveritas · 05-06-2003, 10:23 PM

"You look familiar"

jabackes · 05-06-2003, 10:24 PM

its jokes like this that make me not want to drink, then again, i dont in the first place so thats okay... very funny tho...

yotta · 05-06-2003, 10:44 PM

This is why I don't drink.

creon · 05-06-2003, 11:53 PM

was this funny? or am i just drunk again

YELLOW450 · 05-07-2003, 06:39 AM

got a laugh here.

05-06-2003, 09:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Same high school A bar is nearly empty one night, and business is slow. Two drunks are sitting near each other, and one of them says to the other, "You look familiar. Are you from around here?" The other drunk says, "Yeah, I grew up here. Went to Hoover High School." The first drunk says, "Hey no shit? I went to Hoover high school, too. I graduated in 1978." The second drunk says, "Holy crap, I graduated in 1978, too!" The first drunk says, "Get out of town! I grew up on Fontaine Drive, what about you?" The second drunk says, "Holy shit, me too!!!!" Just then, the phone at the bar rings, and the bartender answers it, "Hello, boss, how are you? Me? No, we're dead tonight. Nobody in here but the drunk O'Malley twins." __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-06-2003, 07:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good for a chuckle. I can't imagine being that drunk... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-06-2003, 09:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	they have completly redefined the meaning of drunk __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

05-06-2003, 10:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
jabackes Tilted Location: Bay Area, California	its jokes like this that make me not want to drink, then again, i dont in the first place so thats okay... very funny tho... __________________ if you think pussy tastes like ass, you need to start taking smaller bites

05-06-2003, 10:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
yotta Irresponsible	This is why I don't drink. __________________ I am Jack's signature.

05-06-2003, 07:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	A classic! -Mikey

05-06-2003, 09:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	now that is damn drunk!

05-06-2003, 10:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
maximusveritas Winner	"You look familiar"

05-06-2003, 11:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
creon Crazy Location: College Station, Texas. USA	was this funny? or am i just drunk again

05-07-2003, 06:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
YELLOW450 Tilted	got a laugh here.