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warrrreagl · 05-06-2003, 09:54 AM

A bar is nearly empty one night, and business is slow. Two drunks are sitting near each other, and one of them says to the other, "You look familiar. Are you from around here?"

The other drunk says, "Yeah, I grew up here. Went to Hoover High School."

The first drunk says, "Hey no shit? I went to Hoover high school, too. I graduated in 1978."

The second drunk says, "Holy crap, I graduated in 1978, too!"

The first drunk says, "Get out of town! I grew up on Fontaine Drive, what about you?"

The second drunk says, "Holy shit, me too!!!!"

Just then, the phone at the bar rings, and the bartender answers it, "Hello, boss, how are you? Me? No, we're dead tonight. Nobody in here but the drunk O'Malley twins."

05-06-2003, 09:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Same high school A bar is nearly empty one night, and business is slow. Two drunks are sitting near each other, and one of them says to the other, "You look familiar. Are you from around here?" The other drunk says, "Yeah, I grew up here. Went to Hoover High School." The first drunk says, "Hey no shit? I went to Hoover high school, too. I graduated in 1978." The second drunk says, "Holy crap, I graduated in 1978, too!" The first drunk says, "Get out of town! I grew up on Fontaine Drive, what about you?" The second drunk says, "Holy shit, me too!!!!" Just then, the phone at the bar rings, and the bartender answers it, "Hello, boss, how are you? Me? No, we're dead tonight. Nobody in here but the drunk O'Malley twins." __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.