Same high school
 

A bar is nearly empty one night, and business is slow. Two drunks are sitting near each other, and one of them says to the other, "You look familiar. Are you from around here?"

The other drunk says, "Yeah, I grew up here. Went to Hoover High School."

The first drunk says, "Hey no shit? I went to Hoover high school, too. I graduated in 1978."

The second drunk says, "Holy crap, I graduated in 1978, too!"

The first drunk says, "Get out of town! I grew up on Fontaine Drive, what about you?"

The second drunk says, "Holy shit, me too!!!!"

Just then, the phone at the bar rings, and the bartender answers it, "Hello, boss, how are you? Me? No, we're dead tonight. Nobody in here but the drunk O'Malley twins."

Good for a chuckle. I can't imagine being that drunk...

A classic!

-Mikey

they have completly redefined the meaning of drunk

now that is damn drunk!

"You look familiar"
:D

its jokes like this that make me not want to drink, then again, i dont in the first place so thats okay... very funny tho...

This is why I don't drink.

was this funny? or am i just drunk again ;)

got a laugh here.