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warrrreagl 05-06-2003 09:54 AM

Same high school
 
A bar is nearly empty one night, and business is slow. Two drunks are sitting near each other, and one of them says to the other, "You look familiar. Are you from around here?"

The other drunk says, "Yeah, I grew up here. Went to Hoover High School."

The first drunk says, "Hey no shit? I went to Hoover high school, too. I graduated in 1978."

The second drunk says, "Holy crap, I graduated in 1978, too!"

The first drunk says, "Get out of town! I grew up on Fontaine Drive, what about you?"

The second drunk says, "Holy shit, me too!!!!"

Just then, the phone at the bar rings, and the bartender answers it, "Hello, boss, how are you? Me? No, we're dead tonight. Nobody in here but the drunk O'Malley twins."

SirLance 05-06-2003 07:02 PM

Good for a chuckle. I can't imagine being that drunk...

MikeyChalupa 05-06-2003 07:07 PM

A classic!

-Mikey

mirevolver 05-06-2003 09:33 PM

they have completly redefined the meaning of drunk

Darklight Adept 05-06-2003 09:49 PM

now that is damn drunk!

maximusveritas 05-06-2003 10:23 PM

"You look familiar"
:D

jabackes 05-06-2003 10:24 PM

its jokes like this that make me not want to drink, then again, i dont in the first place so thats okay... very funny tho...

yotta 05-06-2003 10:44 PM

This is why I don't drink.

creon 05-06-2003 11:53 PM

was this funny? or am i just drunk again ;)

YELLOW450 05-07-2003 06:39 AM

got a laugh here.


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