05-22-2004, 08:31 PM | #121 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Fortress of Solitude
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heh there have been some funny ones.
here are my 2. Person 1: " say knock knock!" Person 2: "Knock knock!" Person 1: "whos there?" what do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked!~
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06-04-2004, 08:17 AM | #123 (permalink) | |
Tilted
Location: USA
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06-05-2004, 05:12 PM | #124 (permalink) |
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At my high school, a special education student comes around and collects the attendence, and he loves telling jokes, here are some of them.
How many legs does a spider have? 9 Legs Knock Knock who's there? Large Mallet Large Mallet Who? I'm going to hit you in the head with a large mallet What does a dog have? 5 legs! What type of watch does a witch wear? A Witch Watch What do you say to a skeleton when he goes on vacation? Bone Voyage! Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken! |
06-15-2004, 11:43 PM | #126 (permalink) | |
Jarhead
Location: Colorado
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