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Kazic · 05-22-2004, 08:31 PM

heh there have been some funny ones.

here are my 2.

Person 1: " say knock knock!"
Person 2: "Knock knock!"
Person 1: "whos there?"

what do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Fucked!~

bond007 · 06-03-2004, 10:32 AM

Q. Why does a moon rock taste better than moon dust?

A. Because it's a little meteor!

enough · 06-04-2004, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hivesman
Heisenberg was driving through the desert when he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asked him if he knew how fast he was going. Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know exactly where I am."

Oh how I love this joke, thanks for sharing! I am now going to spread it like wildfire with the scientists I work with.

Lacjack · 06-05-2004, 05:12 PM

At my high school, a special education student comes around and collects the attendence, and he loves telling jokes, here are some of them.

How many legs does a spider have?
9 Legs

Knock Knock
who's there?
Large Mallet
Large Mallet Who?
I'm going to hit you in the head with a large mallet

What does a dog have?
5 legs!

What type of watch does a witch wear?
A Witch Watch

What do you say to a skeleton when he goes on vacation?
Bone Voyage!

Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!

Krazyck · 06-10-2004, 10:31 PM

why do tampons have strings
so the crabs can bungee jump

whocarz · 06-15-2004, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kazic
what do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Fucked!~

The full joke is this: A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a girl with no arms or legs crying near the water. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "No one wants to fuck me, because I don't have arms or legs," she says. Feeling sorry for her, the man picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says "Now you're fucked!"

Chupes · 06-18-2004, 07:21 PM

Did you ever hear about the evil tuna?

He was rotten to the Albacore.... albacore tuna :P

05-22-2004, 08:31 PM	#121 (permalink)
Kazic Psycho Location: Fortress of Solitude	heh there have been some funny ones. here are my 2. Person 1: " say knock knock!" Person 2: "Knock knock!" Person 1: "whos there?" what do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked!~ __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

06-10-2004, 10:31 PM	#125 (permalink)
Krazyck Upright Location: Im all aboot hockey beer an igloos eh?	why do tampons have strings so the crabs can bungee jump __________________ hooray for epilepsy!

06-03-2004, 10:32 AM	#122 (permalink)
bond007 Junkie Location: too far from Texas	Q. Why does a moon rock taste better than moon dust? A. Because it's a little meteor!

06-05-2004, 05:12 PM	#124 (permalink)
Lacjack Banned	At my high school, a special education student comes around and collects the attendence, and he loves telling jokes, here are some of them. How many legs does a spider have? 9 Legs Knock Knock who's there? Large Mallet Large Mallet Who? I'm going to hit you in the head with a large mallet What does a dog have? 5 legs! What type of watch does a witch wear? A Witch Watch What do you say to a skeleton when he goes on vacation? Bone Voyage! Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken!

06-18-2004, 07:21 PM	#127 (permalink)
Chupes Tilted	Did you ever hear about the evil tuna? He was rotten to the Albacore.... albacore tuna :P