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Originally posted by Kazic
what do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Fucked!~
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The full joke is this: A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a girl with no arms or legs crying near the water. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "No one wants to fuck me, because I don't have arms or legs," she says. Feeling sorry for her, the man picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says "Now you're fucked!"
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