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At my high school, a special education student comes around and collects the attendence, and he loves telling jokes, here are some of them.
How many legs does a spider have?
9 Legs
Knock Knock
who's there?
Large Mallet
Large Mallet Who?
I'm going to hit you in the head with a large mallet
What does a dog have?
5 legs!
What type of watch does a witch wear?
A Witch Watch
What do you say to a skeleton when he goes on vacation?
Bone Voyage!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!
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