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DEI37 · 05-05-2003, 06:18 PM

A man is having problems with his penis, which has certainly seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, “I’m sorry, but you’ve simply overdone it for the last 30 years and your penis is burned out. You only have 30 erections left.”

The man walks home, deeply depressed. His wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem, so he tells her.

“Oh no!” she exclaims. “Only 30 times! We shouldn’t waste that! We should make a list!”

“Yes,” he replies. “I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn’t on it.”

Eviltree · 05-05-2003, 06:25 PM

heh, heh, heh.

BulletBob · 05-05-2003, 06:55 PM

Haha, great punchline.

crackpot · 05-05-2003, 07:08 PM

Heh heh, good joke! That would suck to the nth degree though.

yotta · 05-06-2003, 02:34 AM

frozenstellar · 05-06-2003, 03:57 AM

hahahaha... i love it

tilted humor is responsible for many laughs at work. keep up the good work people

Orionath · 05-06-2003, 04:09 AM

Oh man! That's low. Hah!

zaiaz · 05-06-2003, 06:02 AM

Bwa aha haa

doubleaught · 05-07-2003, 05:12 PM

OH SHIT THAT CAN'T HAPPEN CAN IT?

hotzot · 05-07-2003, 06:43 PM

only to catholics

doubleaught · 05-07-2003, 08:00 PM

Good. I'm very, very safe then.

annie1 · 05-10-2003, 03:17 PM

oh no!

TerresqueÜ · 05-10-2003, 03:24 PM

I hope that can't raelly happen... Good one

Ferrari · 05-12-2003, 10:48 AM

Awesome!

Junchbailey · 05-12-2003, 12:05 PM

Haha, that's good.

05-05-2003, 06:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	The last of the erections A man is having problems with his penis, which has certainly seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, “I’m sorry, but you’ve simply overdone it for the last 30 years and your penis is burned out. You only have 30 erections left.” The man walks home, deeply depressed. His wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem, so he tells her. “Oh no!” she exclaims. “Only 30 times! We shouldn’t waste that! We should make a list!” “Yes,” he replies. “I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn’t on it.”

05-06-2003, 02:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
yotta Irresponsible	haha __________________ I am Jack's signature.

05-06-2003, 04:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
Orionath Crazy Location: Scapponia	Oh man! That's low. Hah! __________________ What awful irony is this? We are as gods, but know it not. http://www.pbase.com/procyon_groot&view=recent/

05-06-2003, 06:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Bwa aha haa __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-07-2003, 06:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	only to catholics __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

05-05-2003, 06:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	heh, heh, heh.

05-05-2003, 06:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
BulletBob Psycho Location: Rupp Arena	Haha, great punchline.

05-05-2003, 07:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Heh heh, good joke! That would suck to the nth degree though.

05-06-2003, 03:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
frozenstellar Without Wings Location: Australia	hahahaha... i love it tilted humor is responsible for many laughs at work. keep up the good work people

05-07-2003, 05:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	OH SHIT THAT CAN'T HAPPEN CAN IT?

05-07-2003, 08:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	Good. I'm very, very safe then.

05-10-2003, 03:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I hope that can't raelly happen... Good one __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-12-2003, 10:48 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ferrari Tilted	Awesome!

05-12-2003, 12:05 PM	#15 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Haha, that's good. __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

05-10-2003, 03:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
annie1 Insane	oh no!