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The last of the erections
A man is having problems with his penis, which has certainly seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, “I’m sorry, but you’ve simply overdone it for the last 30 years and your penis is burned out. You only have 30 erections left.”
The man walks home, deeply depressed. His wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem, so he tells her.
“Oh no!” she exclaims. “Only 30 times! We shouldn’t waste that! We should make a list!”
“Yes,” he replies. “I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn’t on it.”
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