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DEI37 05-05-2003 06:18 PM

The last of the erections
 
A man is having problems with his penis, which has certainly seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, “I’m sorry, but you’ve simply overdone it for the last 30 years and your penis is burned out. You only have 30 erections left.”

The man walks home, deeply depressed. His wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem, so he tells her.

“Oh no!” she exclaims. “Only 30 times! We shouldn’t waste that! We should make a list!”

“Yes,” he replies. “I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn’t on it.”

Eviltree 05-05-2003 06:25 PM

heh, heh, heh.

BulletBob 05-05-2003 06:55 PM

Haha, great punchline.

crackpot 05-05-2003 07:08 PM

Heh heh, good joke! That would suck to the nth degree though.

yotta 05-06-2003 02:34 AM

haha

frozenstellar 05-06-2003 03:57 AM

hahahaha... i love it

tilted humor is responsible for many laughs at work. keep up the good work people :)

Orionath 05-06-2003 04:09 AM

Oh man! That's low. Hah!

zaiaz 05-06-2003 06:02 AM

Bwa aha haa

doubleaught 05-07-2003 05:12 PM

OH SHIT THAT CAN'T HAPPEN CAN IT?

hotzot 05-07-2003 06:43 PM

only to catholics

doubleaught 05-07-2003 08:00 PM

Good. I'm very, very safe then.

annie1 05-10-2003 03:17 PM

oh no!

TerresqueÜ 05-10-2003 03:24 PM

I hope that can't raelly happen... Good one

Ferrari 05-12-2003 10:48 AM

Awesome!

Junchbailey 05-12-2003 12:05 PM

Haha, that's good.


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