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bacon_masta · 02-22-2004, 02:11 PM

so there's this horse and this chicken living on a farm. one day, the chicken hears the horse yelling "HELP, I'M STUCK IN SOME QUICKSAND!!" the chicken, thinking quickly, steals some rope and the farmers bmw and uses them to haul the horse out of the quicksand. the horse, being eternally grateful and whatnot, vows to repay the chicken some day. a few days later, the horse hears the chicken screaming "HELP, I'M STUCK IN SOME QUICKSAND!!" the horse, having been in the same situation, races for the bmw, only to find that the farmer has taken it out for a spin. he runs to the quicksand, and decides that there is only one way to repay his debt to the chicken. he straddles the quicksand pool, and tells the chicken to grab onto his genitalia. the chicken does, and the horse swings the chicken to safety. know what the moral of the story is?

Spoiler: when you're hung like a horse, you don't need a bmw to pick up chicks

Corneo · 02-22-2004, 05:43 PM

Hahaha. Thats really a good one.

KellyC · 02-22-2004, 10:21 PM

hahaha...I hope what I'm thinking is correct with yours Bacon_

Mephex · 02-22-2004, 10:23 PM

hahaha, that's terrible ! I love it!

PoteMatic · 02-23-2004, 06:04 AM

good stuff

Gortexfogg · 02-23-2004, 06:23 AM

Hilarious!

FoolThemAll · 02-23-2004, 07:09 AM

I think I heard this before, but had forgotten it. Thanks much for the reminder.

bacon_masta · 02-23-2004, 04:49 PM

one of my personal favs, but i've told it to everyone i know, so i was going for a larger audience

Sensei · 02-24-2004, 06:57 PM

Fantastic! The punchline caught me by total surprise.

scrappmittens · 02-24-2004, 07:41 PM

HAHAHA Funny im going to use that!!!

xim · 02-24-2004, 10:18 PM

Thats freakin HILARIOUS

Cursive · 02-25-2004, 05:34 PM

i just bought a bmw

nice one though

floydthebarber · 02-27-2004, 04:34 PM

heheh...good thing I hate BMW's

deportes · 03-01-2004, 06:36 PM

that's funny

Marburg · 03-03-2004, 07:41 PM

haha
good use of the spoiler tag

Keg-o-Grog · 03-04-2004, 01:13 PM

haha

great one

Miranda · 03-05-2004, 05:44 PM

Lol i love it!!

mastboyx · 03-06-2004, 12:42 PM

so i have to go and get myself a bmw now :S

02-22-2004, 02:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	horse and chicken so there's this horse and this chicken living on a farm. one day, the chicken hears the horse yelling "HELP, I'M STUCK IN SOME QUICKSAND!!" the chicken, thinking quickly, steals some rope and the farmers bmw and uses them to haul the horse out of the quicksand. the horse, being eternally grateful and whatnot, vows to repay the chicken some day. a few days later, the horse hears the chicken screaming "HELP, I'M STUCK IN SOME QUICKSAND!!" the horse, having been in the same situation, races for the bmw, only to find that the farmer has taken it out for a spin. he runs to the quicksand, and decides that there is only one way to repay his debt to the chicken. he straddles the quicksand pool, and tells the chicken to grab onto his genitalia. the chicken does, and the horse swings the chicken to safety. know what the moral of the story is? Spoiler: when you're hung like a horse, you don't need a bmw to pick up chicks

02-22-2004, 10:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	hahaha...I hope what I'm thinking is correct with yours Bacon_ __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

02-23-2004, 07:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	I think I heard this before, but had forgotten it. Thanks much for the reminder. __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

02-24-2004, 06:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sensei Black Belt in Slacking Off Location: Portland Or-ah-gun	Fantastic! The punchline caught me by total surprise. __________________ Slacking off with style since 1981.

02-24-2004, 10:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	Thats freakin HILARIOUS __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-22-2004, 05:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Corneo Insane	Hahaha. Thats really a good one.

02-22-2004, 10:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mephex Psycho	hahaha, that's terrible ! I love it!

02-23-2004, 06:04 AM	#5 (permalink)
PoteMatic Registered User	good stuff

02-23-2004, 06:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious!

02-23-2004, 04:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	one of my personal favs, but i've told it to everyone i know, so i was going for a larger audience

02-24-2004, 07:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
scrappmittens Upright Location: Upstate NY	HAHAHA Funny im going to use that!!!

02-25-2004, 05:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
Cursive Tilted	i just bought a bmw nice one though __________________ Never trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die

02-27-2004, 04:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
floydthebarber Insane Location: ?	heheh...good thing I hate BMW's __________________ wish you were here

03-01-2004, 06:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	that's funny

03-03-2004, 07:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
Marburg Crazy Location: Nova Scotia, Canada	haha good use of the spoiler tag __________________ Ask a simple question... get pain.

03-04-2004, 01:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	haha great one __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

03-05-2004, 05:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	Lol i love it!!

03-06-2004, 12:42 PM	#18 (permalink)
mastboyx Insane Location: Mexico	so i have to go and get myself a bmw now :S __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss