horse and chicken
 

so there's this horse and this chicken living on a farm. one day, the chicken hears the horse yelling "HELP, I'M STUCK IN SOME QUICKSAND!!" the chicken, thinking quickly, steals some rope and the farmers bmw and uses them to haul the horse out of the quicksand. the horse, being eternally grateful and whatnot, vows to repay the chicken some day. a few days later, the horse hears the chicken screaming "HELP, I'M STUCK IN SOME QUICKSAND!!" the horse, having been in the same situation, races for the bmw, only to find that the farmer has taken it out for a spin. he runs to the quicksand, and decides that there is only one way to repay his debt to the chicken. he straddles the quicksand pool, and tells the chicken to grab onto his genitalia. the chicken does, and the horse swings the chicken to safety. know what the moral of the story is?

Spoiler: when you're hung like a horse, you don't need a bmw to pick up chicks

Hahaha. Thats really a good one.

hahaha...I hope what I'm thinking is correct with yours Bacon_

hahaha, that's terrible ! I love it!

good stuff

Hilarious!

I think I heard this before, but had forgotten it. Thanks much for the reminder.

one of my personal favs, but i've told it to everyone i know, so i was going for a larger audience :D

Fantastic! The punchline caught me by total surprise.

HAHAHA Funny im going to use that!!!

Thats freakin HILARIOUS

i just bought a bmw :(



nice one though

heheh...good thing I hate BMW's :)

that's funny

haha
good use of the spoiler tag :D

haha :D great one

Lol i love it!!

so i have to go and get myself a bmw now :S