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02-26-2004, 07:40 AM
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Location: Sarasota
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Old Lady Joke
Two old ladies were outside having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Miriam: "What's that?" Agnes: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." Miriam: "Where did you get it?" Agnes: "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day, Miriam hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over 80 years of age! He very delicately asks, "What brand do you prefer?" Miriam: "Doesn't matter, Sonny, as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. |
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03-05-2004, 01:49 AM
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Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind
Location: Oreegawn
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awww, man...bad.
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Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane. |
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very funny
