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Two old ladies were outside having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Miriam: "What's that?"
Agnes: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Miriam: "Where did you get it?"
Agnes: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day, Miriam hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over 80 years of age!

He very delicately asks, "What brand do you prefer?"

Miriam: "Doesn't matter, Sonny, as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

GM2

har, I love that joke.

mordret

Too bad it cannot be translated ;o)

Keg-o-Grog

hehe, made me smile

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Regziever

lol, That was awesome!

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Gortexfogg

Hilarious!

pinklily

very funny

Slacks_01

that was a good one, good ending

small one

Still smiling very good

mystmarimatt

awww, man...bad.

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mastboyx

hahahahaha, didnt see that one coming

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