p0thead

I read this somewhere before and I thought it was funny.

"I used to pray to God every night for a bike, but then I realized he doesn't work that way. So I stole one and pray for his forgiveness."

Sorry if its old.

MexicanOnABike

hehe... works for me!

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bt8624

lol....cute

KellyC

Laugh out really really really Loud.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

xim

haha stupid religions

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FoolThemAll

Emo Philips said that. Great comedian.

"I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?' He said 'Christian.' I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?' He said 'Protestant.' I said 'Me too! What franchise?' He said 'Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?' He said 'Northern Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.' I said 'Die heretic!' And I pushed him off the bridge!"

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I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

CSflim

Muhahahahah! FoolThemAll, that was brilliant!

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