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acostello · 01-30-2004, 01:14 AM

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies

clifclav · 01-30-2004, 06:13 AM

hehehe. thats a good one. Thanks

dfence · 01-30-2004, 08:32 PM

also a good idea.... hmmm..

indiretto · 01-30-2004, 11:20 PM

Hmmm... I wonder how much business that could drum up..

xim · 02-07-2004, 08:54 AM

I dont even have to be a divorce lawyer..... ill do it just to ruin peoples lives

sillygirl · 02-07-2004, 10:45 AM

HEEHEEHEE..... *thinks of ex husband*

bt8624 · 02-10-2004, 09:06 PM

lol....thats pretty good

KellyC · 02-12-2004, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xim
I dont even have to be a divorce lawyer..... ill do it just to ruin peoples lives

You are so evil...can I join you?

CSflim · 02-14-2004, 01:57 PM

brilliant!!!

Silverbrain · 02-14-2004, 05:10 PM

nice one!

pinklily · 02-14-2004, 05:32 PM

That's great!

01-30-2004, 01:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	Valentine A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies

01-30-2004, 06:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	hehehe. thats a good one. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

01-30-2004, 11:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
indiretto Tilted Location: USA, Oregon	Hmmm... I wonder how much business that could drum up.. __________________ Happy Tree Friends... It’s more fun than a stick.

02-07-2004, 08:54 AM	#5 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	I dont even have to be a divorce lawyer..... ill do it just to ruin peoples lives __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-07-2004, 10:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	HEEHEEHEE..... thinks of ex husband __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

01-30-2004, 08:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
dfence Upright	also a good idea.... hmmm..

02-10-2004, 09:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
bt8624 Upright	lol....thats pretty good

02-14-2004, 01:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	brilliant!!! __________________

02-14-2004, 05:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	nice one! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

02-14-2004, 05:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
pinklily Crazy	That's great!