acostello

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies

clifclav

hehehe. thats a good one. Thanks

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dfence

also a good idea.... hmmm..

indiretto

Hmmm... I wonder how much business that could drum up..

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xim

I dont even have to be a divorce lawyer..... ill do it just to ruin peoples lives

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sillygirl

HEEHEEHEE..... *thinks of ex husband*

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....absence makes me miss him more...

bt8624

lol....thats pretty good

KellyC

You are so evil...can I join you?

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Me: Shit happens.

CSflim

brilliant!!!

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Silverbrain

nice one!

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pinklily

That's great!