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SSJwrestler · 11-17-2003, 11:08 AM

A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

Regziever · 11-17-2003, 11:33 AM

Hehehe, Classic! Good one!

SofaKing · 11-17-2003, 03:15 PM

Hahaha, I liked that joke. I accidently read the punchline before finishing the joke and I was worried we were going to get some sort of anal bead tale.

edmos1 · 11-17-2003, 03:25 PM

haha, good one, I think the anal bead parrot joke is a different one

Esoteric · 11-17-2003, 07:23 PM

Hahaha, good one.

deportes · 02-13-2004, 05:07 PM

good one

dannyboy21 · 02-14-2004, 05:37 AM

lol
nice one, haven't had that before!

bernadette · 02-14-2004, 09:36 AM

hahah thanks! i know a couple of people who will love that one.

FishKing · 02-14-2004, 11:55 AM

Too Funny

datroyenschwart · 02-14-2004, 01:16 PM

I have a friend who has a parrot that actually complimented him on his ass. He was watching TV naked and got up to go get some popcorn. At the sight of his naked cheeks the parrot proclaimed, "Nice buns!"

datroyenschwart · 02-14-2004, 01:18 PM

Wow, I just realized who started this thread. Go figure. I guess it won't be too hard to figure out who I am.

amonkie · 02-14-2004, 09:30 PM

I wish my parrot talked. Maybe then it'd be more interesting....

11-17-2003, 11:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	Prostitute Parrots A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquires. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responds. The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

11-17-2003, 11:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe, Classic! Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

11-17-2003, 07:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Hahaha, good one. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

02-14-2004, 09:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	hahah thanks! i know a couple of people who will love that one. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-14-2004, 01:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
datroyenschwart Tilted Location: North Carolina (college)	I have a friend who has a parrot that actually complimented him on his ass. He was watching TV naked and got up to go get some popcorn. At the sight of his naked cheeks the parrot proclaimed, "Nice buns!" __________________ Every day that I am alive is a great day. Life is filled with potential and love is everywhere.

11-17-2003, 03:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
SofaKing Tilted	Hahaha, I liked that joke. I accidently read the punchline before finishing the joke and I was worried we were going to get some sort of anal bead tale.

11-17-2003, 03:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
edmos1 Daddy Location: Right next door to Hell	haha, good one, I think the anal bead parrot joke is a different one

02-13-2004, 05:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	good one

02-14-2004, 05:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
dannyboy21 Insane	lol nice one, haven't had that before!

02-14-2004, 11:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
FishKing Tilted	Too Funny

02-14-2004, 01:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
datroyenschwart Tilted Location: North Carolina (college)	Wow, I just realized who started this thread. Go figure. I guess it won't be too hard to figure out who I am. __________________ Every day that I am alive is a great day. Life is filled with potential and love is everywhere.

02-14-2004, 09:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	I wish my parrot talked. Maybe then it'd be more interesting.... __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna