Prostitute Parrots
 

A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

Hehehe, Classic! Good one!

Hahaha, I liked that joke. I accidently read the punchline before finishing the joke and I was worried we were going to get some sort of anal bead tale.

haha, good one, I think the anal bead parrot joke is a different one

Hahaha, good one.

good one

lol
nice one, haven't had that before!

hahah thanks! i know a couple of people who will love that one.

Too Funny

I have a friend who has a parrot that actually complimented him on his ass. He was watching TV naked and got up to go get some popcorn. At the sight of his naked cheeks the parrot proclaimed, "Nice buns!"

Wow, I just realized who started this thread. Go figure. I guess it won't be too hard to figure out who I am.

I wish my parrot talked. Maybe then it'd be more interesting....