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acostello 01-30-2004 01:14 AM

Valentine
 
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies

clifclav 01-30-2004 06:13 AM

hehehe. thats a good one. Thanks

dfence 01-30-2004 08:32 PM

also a good idea.... hmmm..

indiretto 01-30-2004 11:20 PM

Hmmm... I wonder how much business that could drum up..

xim 02-07-2004 08:54 AM

I dont even have to be a divorce lawyer..... ill do it just to ruin peoples lives ;)

sillygirl 02-07-2004 10:45 AM

HEEHEEHEE..... *thinks of ex husband*

bt8624 02-10-2004 09:06 PM

lol....thats pretty good

KellyC 02-12-2004 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xim
I dont even have to be a divorce lawyer..... ill do it just to ruin peoples lives ;)
You are so evil...can I join you?

CSflim 02-14-2004 01:57 PM

brilliant!!!

Silverbrain 02-14-2004 05:10 PM

nice one!

pinklily 02-14-2004 05:32 PM

That's great!


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