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Old 01-30-2004, 01:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Valentine

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies
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Old 01-30-2004, 06:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hehehe. thats a good one. Thanks
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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also a good idea.... hmmm..
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hmmm... I wonder how much business that could drum up..
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Old 02-07-2004, 08:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I dont even have to be a divorce lawyer..... ill do it just to ruin peoples lives
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Old 02-07-2004, 10:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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HEEHEEHEE..... *thinks of ex husband*
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Old 02-10-2004, 09:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol....thats pretty good
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Old 02-12-2004, 11:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by xim
I dont even have to be a divorce lawyer..... ill do it just to ruin peoples lives
You are so evil...can I join you?
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Old 02-14-2004, 01:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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brilliant!!!
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Old 02-14-2004, 05:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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nice one!
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Old 02-14-2004, 05:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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That's great!
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