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Old 02-10-2004, 04:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bangkok-- A THAI man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to rape a dog which fiercely resisted his advances, news reports said yesterday.

Police in Samut Prakan province, on Bangkok's southeastern fringes, told the Thai Rath newspaper that Toryip Rawang, 33, had been drinking heavily with friends before Monday's incident.

Toryip was questioned by police after residents of the area notified local authorities when they saw the bloodied man walking along a road.

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.

But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home.

Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.

He told police he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have enough money to pay a prostitute.

Police said Toryip had been given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule.
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Old 02-10-2004, 04:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No need for other canidates, we have a winner!! And also the sickest fuck ever!!
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Old 02-11-2004, 12:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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No need for other canidates, we have a winner!! And also the sickest fuck ever!!
Definitely agreed with the sick fuck, but don't think he really qualifies cause he didn't die, loss an appendage or any major motor function. wait did i mention that i also agree that he's a sick fuck. he needs to stick to his own species. damn he's a sick fuck
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Old 02-11-2004, 01:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That makes me want to puke. Seriously. *gags*
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Old 02-11-2004, 03:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Definitely agreed with the sick fuck, but don't think he really qualifies cause he didn't die, loss an appendage or any major motor function. wait did i mention that i also agree that he's a sick fuck. he needs to stick to his own species. damn he's a sick fuck
Wait...you HAVE TO DIE or be seriously injured before you can be considered a Darwin canidate? Any ways. I'd vote for him. Not even my imagination can top him off, and I got a pretty wild one too....
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Old 02-11-2004, 03:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Wait...you HAVE TO DIE or be seriously injured before you can be considered a Darwin canidate? Any ways. I'd vote for him. Not even my imagination can top him off, and I got a pretty wild one too....
Well....yeah. If you live to pass on your genes then Darwin has failed. It also applies if you are unable to have children after the "incident" like the guy who put his balls in a ballwasher.
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Old 02-14-2004, 01:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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He should at least get honorable mention. Scheesh.
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Old 02-14-2004, 01:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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