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George W. Bush was out jogging when he spotted a little boy sitting on a front lawn with a cardboard box in front of him. Curious, Bush paused in his jogging and asked the little boy what he had in the box.

"Kittens," said the boy.
"What kind of kittens?"
"Republican kittens," came the reply. The little boy opened the box for Bush and it contained a half-dozen young kittens.

Several days later Bush was jogging through the same neighborhood, this time with Colin Powell. Bush spotted the little boy again with his cardboard box.

"C'mere Colin," said Bush, "I want you to see something cute."

"Remember me?" Bush asked the boy.
"Yes."
"Tell my friend here what you have in your box."
"Kittens."
"What kind of kittens?"
"Democrat kittens," replied the boy.
"Democrat kittens?" said a surprised GWB, "You told me a few days ago they were Republican kittens. Why the change?"
The little boy answered, "Their eyes have opened now."

Eviltree

not bad

lucidity

Cute. *g*

Keg-o-Grog

cute one

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TerresqueÜ

Heh, clever.

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mystmarimatt

Haha...ouch

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fizzledorf

nice one

Jadey

Haha. That was good.

dragon2fire

hehe i love that


this one gets saved

stash

nice

glytch

Nice one!

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Bigt6909

lol... that was a damn good one

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xim

funny

but face it, democrats are just as much a band of filthy liars and rotten scoundrels as republicans.

but alas no other party could EVER make it into office because we are a nation of SHEEP. SHEEP I SAY!!!

cant argue with the evidence

sorry about being so serious

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Sensei

That's definetly going into my AOL profile

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Warf Rat

Three young boys were out fishing on the Patomac River, when one boy hooked into something very big. The boy with the help of his friends pulled and pulled until they got the object close to the boat. They managed to get it in the boat and to everyones suprise it was President Clinton.
The President was so greatful to have been rescued he promised the boys anything they wanted.
The first boy requested admission to West Piont.
Clinton said, no problem, consider it done.
The second boy requested admission to Annapolis.
Clinton said, no problem, consider it done.
The third boy requested to be burried at Arlington National Cemmetary.
Clinton said he could make that happen, but he was confused. He asked the young man why he thought about his death, considering how young he was.
The boy replied "when my father finds out who I pulled out of the river, he's going to kill me"

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