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George W. Bush was out jogging when he spotted a little boy sitting on a front lawn with a cardboard box in front of him. Curious, Bush paused in his jogging and asked the little boy what he had in the box.

"Kittens," said the boy.
"What kind of kittens?"
"Republican kittens," came the reply. The little boy opened the box for Bush and it contained a half-dozen young kittens.

Several days later Bush was jogging through the same neighborhood, this time with Colin Powell. Bush spotted the little boy again with his cardboard box.

"C'mere Colin," said Bush, "I want you to see something cute."

"Remember me?" Bush asked the boy.
"Yes."
"Tell my friend here what you have in your box."
"Kittens."
"What kind of kittens?"
"Democrat kittens," replied the boy.
"Democrat kittens?" said a surprised GWB, "You told me a few days ago they were Republican kittens. Why the change?"
The little boy answered, "Their eyes have opened now."