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Three young boys were out fishing on the Patomac River, when one boy hooked into something very big. The boy with the help of his friends pulled and pulled until they got the object close to the boat. They managed to get it in the boat and to everyones suprise it was President Clinton.
The President was so greatful to have been rescued he promised the boys anything they wanted.
The first boy requested admission to West Piont.
Clinton said, no problem, consider it done.
The second boy requested admission to Annapolis.
Clinton said, no problem, consider it done.
The third boy requested to be burried at Arlington National Cemmetary.
Clinton said he could make that happen, but he was confused. He asked the young man why he thought about his death, considering how young he was.
The boy replied "when my father finds out who I pulled out of the river, he's going to kill me"
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A day late, and a dollar short.
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