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TwoToTango · 12-17-2003, 07:57 AM

[Came across this one in French. Original
posted, followed by a translation.]

Une dame va renouveller son passeport.

Le fonctionnaire lui demande: "Combien d'enfants
avez vous?"

"10"

"Et leur prénoms?"

"Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard,
Bernard, Bernard, Bernard et Bernard."

"Ils s'appellent tous Bernard? Et, comment vous faites
pour les appeler quand ils jouent tous dehors, par
exemple?"

"Très simple, je crie Bernard et ils rentrent tous."

"Et si vous voulez qu'ils passent à table?"

"Pareil. Je crie Bernard et tous se mettent à table."

"Mais, et si vous voulez parler particulièrement avec
l'un d'entre eux... Comment vous faites?"

"Ah! Dans ce cas là, je l'appelle par son nom de famille..."

TwoToTango · 12-17-2003, 07:58 AM

A woman goes to renew her passport.

The clerk asks her "How many children
do you have?"

"Ten."

"And their first names?"

"Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard,
Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard,
Bernard, and Bernard."

"They're all named Bernard? Then how do
you call them when they're playing outside,
for example?"

"Very simple, I yell Bernard and they all
come in."

"And if you want them to come to the table?"

"The same. I yell Bernard and they all come
to the table."

"But, if you want to speak particularly
to just one of them... what do you do?"

"Oh! In that case, I call him by his
last name."

KellyC · 12-17-2003, 06:10 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! that is so wrong......of her

Crack · 12-18-2003, 04:28 AM

She must have been a Prostu... um, how do you spell the fancy way to say hooker?

sartan · 12-25-2003, 08:46 PM

Thats funny hehehe

12-17-2003, 07:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
TwoToTango Psycho	Bernard [Came across this one in French. Original posted, followed by a translation.] Une dame va renouveller son passeport. Le fonctionnaire lui demande: "Combien d'enfants avez vous?" "10" "Et leur prénoms?" "Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard et Bernard." "Ils s'appellent tous Bernard? Et, comment vous faites pour les appeler quand ils jouent tous dehors, par exemple?" "Très simple, je crie Bernard et ils rentrent tous." "Et si vous voulez qu'ils passent à table?" "Pareil. Je crie Bernard et tous se mettent à table." "Mais, et si vous voulez parler particulièrement avec l'un d'entre eux... Comment vous faites?" "Ah! Dans ce cas là, je l'appelle par son nom de famille..."

12-17-2003, 06:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! that is so wrong......of her __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

12-18-2003, 04:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	She must have been a Prostu... um, how do you spell the fancy way to say hooker? __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

12-17-2003, 07:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
TwoToTango Psycho	A woman goes to renew her passport. The clerk asks her "How many children do you have?" "Ten." "And their first names?" "Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, and Bernard." "They're all named Bernard? Then how do you call them when they're playing outside, for example?" "Very simple, I yell Bernard and they all come in." "And if you want them to come to the table?" "The same. I yell Bernard and they all come to the table." "But, if you want to speak particularly to just one of them... what do you do?" "Oh! In that case, I call him by his last name."

12-25-2003, 08:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
sartan Tilted	Thats funny hehehe