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A woman goes to renew her passport.
The clerk asks her "How many children
do you have?"
"Ten."
"And their first names?"
"Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard,
Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard,
Bernard, and Bernard."
"They're all named Bernard? Then how do
you call them when they're playing outside,
for example?"
"Very simple, I yell Bernard and they all
come in."
"And if you want them to come to the table?"
"The same. I yell Bernard and they all come
to the table."
"But, if you want to speak particularly
to just one of them... what do you do?"
"Oh! In that case, I call him by his
last name."
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