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Rudel73 · 11-19-2003, 01:17 PM

hope this isnt a repost

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car

twotimesadingo · 11-19-2003, 01:43 PM

it is a repost, but a great joke nonetheless.

Stare At The Sun · 11-19-2003, 02:14 PM

repost or not its still a good joke!

KellyC · 11-19-2003, 04:19 PM

yeah..repost...the earlier one is with the mom

Sensei · 11-19-2003, 04:21 PM

New to me, good stuff!

TerresqueÜ · 11-19-2003, 07:01 PM

Hah, new to me as well.

MilleniumZeus · 11-20-2003, 05:59 AM

Very funny!!!!

edmos1 · 11-20-2003, 02:23 PM

dragon2fire · 11-20-2003, 02:47 PM

heheh

hey so what if its a repost in got a laugh out of me

insidious_machinae · 11-21-2003, 02:24 AM

That's a new joke to me. Funny stuff.

Gortexfogg · 11-21-2003, 06:02 AM

Hilarious!

hawkeye · 11-21-2003, 07:58 AM

nice one.

steveincolumbus · 11-23-2003, 08:32 PM

a little different then i had saw before but I like this version better

SysteMatiC · 11-24-2003, 07:02 PM

I love it i love it i love it

sexy_bastard · 11-25-2003, 02:15 AM

NICE!!!

Eviltree · 11-25-2003, 08:04 PM

that is awesome... funniest joke I've heard all week.

bravo49 · 11-26-2003, 02:38 AM

Does it matter if it's a repost, a funny jokes always makes you smile

feelgood · 11-26-2003, 01:20 PM

That's great!

telekinetic2 · 11-28-2003, 01:07 AM

funny every time.

boxcarracer277 · 11-28-2003, 06:41 PM

Very funny. . .didn't see the punchline coming.

batm4n_23 · 11-30-2003, 04:20 PM

good one

Tiger69z · 11-30-2003, 05:42 PM

Haha yea, this is a repost, the other version had it as 'her stepmom" or whatever...

still funny

Soda_BoB · 12-01-2003, 05:28 AM

Repost with the sister instead of the mum but, still funny!@1

goobster · 12-01-2003, 07:19 AM

Not as funny as the one I read yesterday....

Slacks_01 · 12-01-2003, 08:38 AM

that's some good advice right there

Keg-o-Grog · 12-01-2003, 11:12 AM

haha, repost, but still good

kinsaj · 12-01-2003, 10:32 PM

GREAT!

greenboy3 · 12-02-2003, 12:44 AM

Great, great joke. I didn't see the twist ending. Thanks

11-19-2003, 01:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Rudel73 Psycho	The Groom hope this isnt a repost I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car

11-19-2003, 01:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
twotimesadingo Psycho Location: that place with the thing	it is a repost, but a great joke nonetheless. __________________ I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle

11-19-2003, 04:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	yeah..repost...the earlier one is with the mom __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

11-19-2003, 04:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sensei Black Belt in Slacking Off Location: Portland Or-ah-gun	New to me, good stuff! __________________ Slacking off with style since 1981.

11-19-2003, 07:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hah, new to me as well. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

11-19-2003, 02:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	repost or not its still a good joke!

11-20-2003, 05:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
MilleniumZeus Crazy Location: Northern Virginia	Very funny!!!! __________________ ZEUS IS IN THE HOUSE!!!

11-20-2003, 02:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
edmos1 Daddy Location: Right next door to Hell	haha

11-20-2003, 02:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	heheh hey so what if its a repost in got a laugh out of me

11-21-2003, 02:24 AM	#10 (permalink)
insidious_machinae Psycho	That's a new joke to me. Funny stuff.

11-21-2003, 06:02 AM	#11 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious!

11-21-2003, 07:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	nice one. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

11-23-2003, 08:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
steveincolumbus Psycho Location: BFE, Kentucky	a little different then i had saw before but I like this version better

11-24-2003, 07:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
SysteMatiC Insane Location: unfortunately not ireland	I love it i love it i love it __________________ I have more respect for a man who says what he means, even if he is wrong, then one who acts like an angel, but is nothing but a devil.

11-25-2003, 02:15 AM	#15 (permalink)
sexy_bastard Crazy Location: Norway	NICE!!! __________________ "Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve. "

11-26-2003, 01:20 PM	#18 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	That's great! __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

11-28-2003, 01:07 AM	#19 (permalink)
telekinetic2 Loser	funny every time.

11-30-2003, 04:20 PM	#21 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	good one

12-01-2003, 05:28 AM	#23 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	Repost with the sister instead of the mum but, still funny!@1 __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

11-25-2003, 08:04 PM	#16 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	that is awesome... funniest joke I've heard all week.

11-26-2003, 02:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Does it matter if it's a repost, a funny jokes always makes you smile

11-28-2003, 06:41 PM	#20 (permalink)
boxcarracer277 Tilted	Very funny. . .didn't see the punchline coming.

11-30-2003, 05:42 PM	#22 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Haha yea, this is a repost, the other version had it as 'her stepmom" or whatever... still funny

12-01-2003, 07:19 AM	#24 (permalink)
goobster Insane	Not as funny as the one I read yesterday....

12-01-2003, 08:38 AM	#25 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	that's some good advice right there

12-01-2003, 11:12 AM	#26 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	haha, repost, but still good __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

12-01-2003, 10:32 PM	#27 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	GREAT! __________________ boom

12-02-2003, 12:44 AM	#28 (permalink)
greenboy3 Crazy	Great, great joke. I didn't see the twist ending. Thanks