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Old 12-01-2003, 01:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke of the Day - December 1

A friend asked a gentleman why he never married.

Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was a girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.

"She was looking for the perfect man."
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Old 12-01-2003, 09:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't know if I should laugh or feel depressed because that describes me...
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Old 12-01-2003, 03:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ouch. Saw the punchline coming, but it hits pretty close to home...
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Old 12-01-2003, 10:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2003, 12:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Funny, but obvious...
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Old 12-02-2003, 12:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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grr guy bashing...lol
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