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Rudel73 11-19-2003 01:17 PM

The Groom
 
hope this isnt a repost


I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.


My future father-in-law was standing outside.


With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car

twotimesadingo 11-19-2003 01:43 PM

it is a repost, but a great joke nonetheless.

Stare At The Sun 11-19-2003 02:14 PM

repost or not its still a good joke!

KellyC 11-19-2003 04:19 PM

yeah..repost...the earlier one is with the mom

Sensei 11-19-2003 04:21 PM

New to me, good stuff!

TerresqueÜ 11-19-2003 07:01 PM

Hah, new to me as well.

MilleniumZeus 11-20-2003 05:59 AM

Very funny!!!!

edmos1 11-20-2003 02:23 PM

haha

dragon2fire 11-20-2003 02:47 PM

heheh


hey so what if its a repost in got a laugh out of me

insidious_machinae 11-21-2003 02:24 AM

That's a new joke to me. Funny stuff.

Gortexfogg 11-21-2003 06:02 AM

Hilarious!

hawkeye 11-21-2003 07:58 AM

nice one.

steveincolumbus 11-23-2003 08:32 PM

a little different then i had saw before but I like this version better

SysteMatiC 11-24-2003 07:02 PM

I love it i love it i love it

sexy_bastard 11-25-2003 02:15 AM

NICE!!!

Eviltree 11-25-2003 08:04 PM

that is awesome... funniest joke I've heard all week.

bravo49 11-26-2003 02:38 AM

Does it matter if it's a repost, a funny jokes always makes you smile

feelgood 11-26-2003 01:20 PM

That's great!

telekinetic2 11-28-2003 01:07 AM

funny every time.

boxcarracer277 11-28-2003 06:41 PM

Very funny. . .didn't see the punchline coming.

batm4n_23 11-30-2003 04:20 PM

good one

Tiger69z 11-30-2003 05:42 PM

Haha yea, this is a repost, the other version had it as 'her stepmom" or whatever...

still funny :)

Soda_BoB 12-01-2003 05:28 AM

Repost with the sister instead of the mum but, still funny!@1

goobster 12-01-2003 07:19 AM

Not as funny as the one I read yesterday....

Slacks_01 12-01-2003 08:38 AM

that's some good advice right there

Keg-o-Grog 12-01-2003 11:12 AM

haha, repost, but still good

kinsaj 12-01-2003 10:32 PM

GREAT!

greenboy3 12-02-2003 12:44 AM

Great, great joke. I didn't see the twist ending. Thanks


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