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Old 10-14-2003, 08:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hairspray

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Excellent. And way cheaper than the blue pill also
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Old 10-16-2003, 10:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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this was cute.... hahaha good joke
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Old 10-16-2003, 10:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I like this one! Very funny, thanks.
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Old 10-16-2003, 05:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol funny....gotta tell that one at work
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Old 10-16-2003, 05:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Great joke, also heard it in the form of a science fair project.

something like this:
Dad hears banging on the wall in the basement and asks his son what he is doing. The son says he is working on a science fair project. The son makes a bet with the dad about whether or not he can nail a worm into the wall. The dad says he will give his son his BMW if he can. Sure enough, he does, using his project. Then the father asks to borrow the magic stuff. The son sees a Ferrari in the driveway and asks whose it is. The father says its his, his mom bought it from him. Something to the extent of that.....
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Old 10-17-2003, 01:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hehehe good one.
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Old 10-17-2003, 04:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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meh
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Old 10-17-2003, 04:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Excellent stuff

thanks for the laffs

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Old 10-17-2003, 10:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !!
 
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Great one, thanks for sharing
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Old 10-19-2003, 06:58 AM   #11 (permalink)
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what brand of hairspray was that, i could use a can!
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Old 10-22-2003, 09:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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WAY cheeper than that little blue pill!
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Old 10-22-2003, 09:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Excellent! took me a minute to get it, but funny non the less. Wouldn't hairspray burn? I know it does when it touches an open wound.
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Old 10-22-2003, 09:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
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good stuff
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Old 10-23-2003, 06:19 PM   #15 (permalink)
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hell ya
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Old 10-29-2003, 12:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Oh man thats funny!
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