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Old 10-21-2003, 10:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Indian upper management

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, disappear for rest of day."
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Old 10-21-2003, 10:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that elicited a groan/giggle from me. Judges rule: thumbs up.

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Old 10-23-2003, 02:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh Yeah...I'm giving this one a 5-star rating
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Old 10-23-2003, 07:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Good one....
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Old 10-23-2003, 07:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Heard it before but it is still funny. Giving it a 4.
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Old 10-23-2003, 08:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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that was good
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Old 10-23-2003, 10:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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LOL great one
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Old 10-23-2003, 10:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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that was pretty good! Thanks.
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Old 10-29-2003, 12:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Oh man thats funny!
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Old 10-29-2003, 02:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Lol, that was pretty amusing, i didnt see it comin
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Old 10-29-2003, 02:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
can't help but laugh
 
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lol, its ironic that a joke about manure is one of the cleanest i've read on this board :-)
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