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scansinboy · 10-21-2003, 10:13 AM

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, disappear for rest of day."

itchy93 · 10-21-2003, 10:54 AM

that elicited a groan/giggle from me. Judges rule: thumbs up.

Itchy93

absofsteel · 10-23-2003, 02:04 AM

Oh Yeah...I'm giving this one a 5-star rating

Gortexfogg · 10-23-2003, 07:25 AM

Good one....

mb99usa · 10-23-2003, 07:27 AM

Heard it before but it is still funny. Giving it a 4.

iktoweya · 10-23-2003, 08:31 AM

that was good

petergriffin24 · 10-23-2003, 10:14 AM

LOL great one

NatureBoy · 10-23-2003, 10:35 PM

that was pretty good! Thanks.

weasel519 · 10-29-2003, 12:52 PM

Oh man thats funny!

Stare At The Sun · 10-29-2003, 02:02 PM

Lol, that was pretty amusing, i didnt see it comin

irateplatypus · 10-29-2003, 02:51 PM

lol, its ironic that a joke about manure is one of the cleanest i've read on this board :-)

10-21-2003, 10:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	Indian upper management An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, disappear for rest of day." __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

10-21-2003, 10:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
itchy93 Tilted Location: Wandering North America	that elicited a groan/giggle from me. Judges rule: thumbs up. Itchy93 __________________ That's just my opinion; I could be wrong.

10-23-2003, 02:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
absofsteel Insane Location: Location, Location, Location	Oh Yeah...I'm giving this one a 5-star rating __________________ Remember, no matter where you go...there you are

10-23-2003, 07:27 AM	#5 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	Heard it before but it is still funny. Giving it a 4. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-23-2003, 08:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	that was good __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-23-2003, 07:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Good one....

10-23-2003, 10:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	LOL great one

10-23-2003, 10:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
NatureBoy Crazy	that was pretty good! Thanks.

10-29-2003, 12:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
weasel519 Upright	Oh man thats funny!

10-29-2003, 02:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Lol, that was pretty amusing, i didnt see it comin

10-29-2003, 02:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
irateplatypus can't help but laugh Location: dar al-harb	lol, its ironic that a joke about manure is one of the cleanest i've read on this board :-) __________________ If you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves. ~ Winston Churchill