Hairspray
 

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

Excellent. And way cheaper than the blue pill also :)

this was cute.... hahaha good joke

I like this one! Very funny, thanks.

lol funny....gotta tell that one at work

Great joke, also heard it in the form of a science fair project.

something like this:
Dad hears banging on the wall in the basement and asks his son what he is doing. The son says he is working on a science fair project. The son makes a bet with the dad about whether or not he can nail a worm into the wall. The dad says he will give his son his BMW if he can. Sure enough, he does, using his project. Then the father asks to borrow the magic stuff. The son sees a Ferrari in the driveway and asks whose it is. The father says its his, his mom bought it from him. Something to the extent of that.....

hehehe good one.

meh

Excellent stuff

thanks for the laffs

Cheers

Great one, thanks for sharing

what brand of hairspray was that, i could use a can!

WAY cheeper than that little blue pill!

Excellent! took me a minute to get it, but funny non the less. Wouldn't hairspray burn? I know it does when it touches an open wound.

good stuff

hell ya

Oh man thats funny!