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Sion · 10-11-2003, 06:29 AM

everybody likes cow jokes.

what do you call a robotic cow?

a moo-chine.

what do you call a cow that does tricks?

a moo-gician.

what do cows like to do on saturday afternoon?

go to the moo-vies.

what is a cow's favorite Ozzy Osbourne album?

Bark at the Moo-n.

what do you call a cow the first time it gets on the internet?

a moo-bie.

why dont cows argue?

its a moo-t point.

what is a cows favorite animal?

moo-se.

what kind of jewelry do cows like?

moo-d rings.

what did the cow with mad cow disease say?

MOO MOTHERFUCKER!

gloveshot3 · 10-11-2003, 07:25 AM

MOO-ve this to the MOO-vie page

Noob · 10-11-2003, 06:25 PM

what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

CoachAlan · 08-02-2004, 10:27 AM

New addition to an old thread...

Two cows are eating grass in a pasture when one of the asks the other, "Hey, what do you think about all this hubbub over Mad Cow Disease?"

The other one says, "Why you asking me? I'm an airplane!"

small one · 08-03-2004, 12:17 AM

Moo-ved to hysteria

basmoq · 08-03-2004, 08:18 AM

Bentley Little · 08-03-2004, 11:39 AM

what do you call a singing cow?

a moo-sician.

Sion · 08-03-2004, 12:15 PM

what do you call a cow driving a panel truck?

a moo-ver

chewybaca96 · 08-11-2004, 08:37 AM

what do you call a cow with no left legs?

Lean beef.

10-11-2003, 06:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Do you like cow jokes? Of course you do. everybody likes cow jokes. what do you call a robotic cow? a moo-chine. what do you call a cow that does tricks? a moo-gician. what do cows like to do on saturday afternoon? go to the moo-vies. what is a cow's favorite Ozzy Osbourne album? Bark at the Moo-n. what do you call a cow the first time it gets on the internet? a moo-bie. why dont cows argue? its a moo-t point. what is a cows favorite animal? moo-se. what kind of jewelry do cows like? moo-d rings. what did the cow with mad cow disease say? MOO MOTHERFUCKER! __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-02-2004, 10:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
CoachAlan Psycho Location: Las Vegas	New addition to an old thread... Two cows are eating grass in a pasture when one of the asks the other, "Hey, what do you think about all this hubbub over Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says, "Why you asking me? I'm an airplane!" __________________ "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

08-03-2004, 08:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	lol __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

08-03-2004, 11:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bentley Little Insane Location: In my head...	what do you call a singing cow? a moo-sician. __________________ That is my 2 cents.

08-03-2004, 12:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	what do you call a cow driving a panel truck? a moo-ver __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

10-11-2003, 07:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	MOO-ve this to the MOO-vie page

10-11-2003, 06:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Noob Upright	what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

08-03-2004, 12:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Moo-ved to hysteria

08-11-2004, 08:37 AM	#9 (permalink)
chewybaca96 We can't stop here! This is bat country! Location: SL,UT	what do you call a cow with no left legs? Lean beef. __________________ Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home” Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."