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Do you like cow jokes? Of course you do.
everybody likes cow jokes.
what do you call a robotic cow?
a moo-chine.
what do you call a cow that does tricks?
a moo-gician.
what do cows like to do on saturday afternoon?
go to the moo-vies.
what is a cow's favorite Ozzy Osbourne album?
Bark at the Moo-n.
what do you call a cow the first time it gets on the internet?
a moo-bie.
why dont cows argue?
its a moo-t point.
what is a cows favorite animal?
moo-se.
what kind of jewelry do cows like?
moo-d rings.
what did the cow with mad cow disease say?
MOO MOTHERFUCKER!
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz
I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...
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