Do you like cow jokes? Of course you do.
 

everybody likes cow jokes.


what do you call a robotic cow?

a moo-chine.



what do you call a cow that does tricks?

a moo-gician.



what do cows like to do on saturday afternoon?

go to the moo-vies.



what is a cow's favorite Ozzy Osbourne album?

Bark at the Moo-n.


what do you call a cow the first time it gets on the internet?

a moo-bie.



why dont cows argue?

its a moo-t point.



what is a cows favorite animal?

moo-se.



what kind of jewelry do cows like?

moo-d rings.



what did the cow with mad cow disease say?

MOO MOTHERFUCKER!

MOO-ve this to the MOO-vie page

what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

New addition to an old thread...

Two cows are eating grass in a pasture when one of the asks the other, "Hey, what do you think about all this hubbub over Mad Cow Disease?"

The other one says, "Why you asking me? I'm an airplane!"

Moo-ved to hysteria

lol

what do you call a singing cow?

a moo-sician.

what do you call a cow driving a panel truck?

a moo-ver

what do you call a cow with no left legs?

Lean beef.