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abelak · 10-09-2003, 04:01 AM

I came across this joke on the net and laughed so hard that I had to post it here:-

HER SIDE OF THE STORY
My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised but he didn't say anything about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong.
The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to someplace intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I was getting really worried, what did I do? What was bothering him? Was he mad at me?
I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was bothering him. Was it me or something else? I asked him if he was upset with me, he said no. But I wasn't really sure. In the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the heck that meant because, you know, he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV.
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him but didn't, so I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY
Played badly today --- shot 97 - - -can't putt for shit! Felt kind of tired.
Got laid though.

tekaweni · 10-09-2003, 04:11 AM

heh heh, so true! Thanks.

Regziever · 10-09-2003, 05:01 AM

hehehehe!! Awesome!! Man that's both funny and true!

Akira · 10-09-2003, 04:56 PM

It's true I would never be thinking like a women if something similar ever happened.

StormBerlin · 10-09-2003, 09:43 PM

That is so true.

Reminds me of myself.

Silverbrain · 10-09-2003, 10:15 PM

cute. made me laugh

Sleepyjack · 10-10-2003, 06:14 AM

i've seen that one before, but with reference to england losing the world cup semi final to brazil 2-1, i think?

good one though, could replace any bad sporting event there and the jokes a winner.

fizzledorf · 10-10-2003, 06:26 AM

the ones you can sort of relate to are always the funniest!

Redlemon · 10-10-2003, 06:51 AM

Truth.

Gortexfogg · 10-10-2003, 07:12 AM

Hahaha...good one!

twotimesadingo · 10-10-2003, 07:23 AM

Kinda sad, don't you think?

I didn't even laugh at this one, 'cause communication problems always annoy me, even when they're someone else's...

soccerchamp76 · 10-10-2003, 05:58 PM

Pretty damn funny and oh so true.

Sticker · 10-10-2003, 07:09 PM

haha! quality..

analog · 10-15-2003, 01:19 AM

LMFAO... "got laid though"

GSRIDER · 10-15-2003, 09:30 AM

If only we men opened up and shared our true feelings.....

weasel519 · 10-29-2003, 12:57 PM

haha thats great!

bravo49 · 11-02-2003, 10:56 AM

Bin there. dun it

zaiaz · 11-04-2003, 06:45 AM

My kinda guy.

jvwgtr · 11-04-2003, 11:38 AM

One day they'll realize we're not nearly as complicated as they think.

Keg-o-Grog · 11-06-2003, 06:06 AM

10-09-2003, 04:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
abelak Addict Location: Europe	His/Her Thoughts I came across this joke on the net and laughed so hard that I had to post it here:- HER SIDE OF THE STORY My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised but he didn't say anything about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to someplace intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I was getting really worried, what did I do? What was bothering him? Was he mad at me? I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was bothering him. Was it me or something else? I asked him if he was upset with me, he said no. But I wasn't really sure. In the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the heck that meant because, you know, he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him but didn't, so I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else. HIS SIDE OF THE STORY Played badly today --- shot 97 - - -can't putt for shit! Felt kind of tired. Got laid though.

10-09-2003, 04:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	heh heh, so true! Thanks. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-09-2003, 05:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	hehehehe!! Awesome!! Man that's both funny and true! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

10-09-2003, 04:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Akira Crazy	It's true I would never be thinking like a women if something similar ever happened. __________________ -signature

10-09-2003, 09:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
StormBerlin Happy as a hippo Location: Southern California	That is so true. Reminds me of myself. __________________ "if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

10-09-2003, 10:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	cute. made me laugh __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

10-10-2003, 06:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	i've seen that one before, but with reference to england losing the world cup semi final to brazil 2-1, i think? good one though, could replace any bad sporting event there and the jokes a winner. Last edited by Sleepyjack; 10-10-2003 at 06:19 AM..

10-10-2003, 06:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	the ones you can sort of relate to are always the funniest!

10-10-2003, 06:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Truth. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-10-2003, 07:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hahaha...good one!

10-10-2003, 07:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
twotimesadingo Psycho Location: that place with the thing	Kinda sad, don't you think? I didn't even laugh at this one, 'cause communication problems always annoy me, even when they're someone else's... __________________ I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle

10-10-2003, 05:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Pretty damn funny and oh so true. __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

10-10-2003, 07:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
Sticker Upright Location: Topeka, KS	haha! quality..

10-15-2003, 01:19 AM	#14 (permalink)
analog Banned	LMFAO... "got laid though"

10-15-2003, 09:30 AM	#15 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	If only we men opened up and shared our true feelings..... __________________ No signature at this time.

11-02-2003, 10:56 AM	#17 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Bin there. dun it

11-04-2003, 06:45 AM	#18 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	My kinda guy. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

11-06-2003, 06:06 AM	#20 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	man __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

10-29-2003, 12:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
weasel519 Upright	haha thats great!

11-04-2003, 11:38 AM	#19 (permalink)
jvwgtr Completely bananas Location: Florida	One day they'll realize we're not nearly as complicated as they think.